The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer memek to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable crot French bokep word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokeh women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts crot her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a memek fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This porn was the conclusion of another study by two researchers porn from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that memek erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, porn porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from porn Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be bokeh doing.'

Well, memek only if you bokeh want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most bokep likely reason women were memek noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest bokep primate cousins bokep - was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can bokeh understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men memek should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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